Kaash Fir vo din laut aayein...

 

1.          On being Late:

"Kab shuru hui class?"
"Attendance ho gayi kya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya
padaya tha isne"
"Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhungi......."
" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"
"wo bhi iss class ke liye "

2. During the lecture:

      "Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is.........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............."

"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."
"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"
"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... kya lag rahi hai aaj........" – favourite lines by my 2 best frnz
"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."

3. Lab:

"Expt. 2 likha??"
"last time tu aaya the kya?""
"Karna kya hai??"
"Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aati........"
"Saale mai to 1^st tym lab mein aayi hun,tu dimg at kha…...."

4. Test:

"test? ......Aree yaar...... "
"Kya....... abe class test mein itna sare topic hai to final mein kya
hoga...."
"Oye Juna kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail...."-By Anurag
After test......
"yaar pada tha....fir b nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen
chalega..." SAHI !!

5. For attendance

"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gayi "
"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"
"Saale 26 bacchon mein to proxy b nahi lag sakti....."

6. Late submission of assignments:

" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar diyo"
"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"
"They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai "

7 . After exam:

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt..."
" yaar..aise karna tha kya"
"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......
Gaya..........fail pakka......."

8 . VIVA (b4 exam):

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya jhad doongi"
"iske ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya...isse kaise jhelte honge yaar...."

9 . Submission:

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Saale kam se kam wordings to change kar de..samajh jaaegi"

10 .Copying Assignments:

"Ye tune kya likha hai?"
(The best one)
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi
kar."
"Koi hint........"
"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"


"bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai
Aaj har wo din jeene ko man karta hai.

kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain
kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain.

abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai
Dopahar ki class mein aakhein band karne ko man karta hai.

exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak yaad aati hai,
tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai.

Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.
Par tumhari galti dekhne ka ab bhi mann karta hai.

Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai
bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai.

bas ek bar aur
wapas lautne ka man karta hai."

Dedicated to All My FRIENDS...

I Really Miss U Alllll...........