Thursday, March 17, 2011

I Just MISS MY CHILDHOOD :(

We often dont sleep at nyt thinking about so many things in which we are so busy since we've started working upon our responsibilities, or infact i shud say since we are grown ups...
But 1 thing dats always revolving around my mind and taking most of my sleeps away is MY CHILDHOOD..

And then i realize something  dat my childhood was awesome,(i think everyone thinks dis way)..but really it was great..
I miss 
  • all the occasions-Holi, Diwali etc etc(which are just formalities now)..
  • all the old TV shows I used to watch, 
  • all the stuff I used to do with my dad, 
  • not having to worry about how much money I spent.
  • the whole faith in the supernatural and fantasy stuff and the whole adventure and thrill of discovering new things.  
  • just getting home from school, not doing any work and running out to play    
    I miss my childhood. I’d jump at the chance to go back, even just for a few hours.

    It was really nice when I believed in everything 
    I often imagine how everything was when evil was nothing 
    I remember how life was when I thought I could fly by making my own wings 
    I Just go back to that time when candies were much important than diamond rings 

    I miss when I never knew what was being rude 
    I miss when everything revolved around games and food 
    I miss when even bad seemed to be good 
    I just miss my childhood 

    I use to stood open mouthed whenever I saw planes flying 
    How long were the stories that I use to tell even when everyone knew I was lying 
    It was really nice when I was too far from the cycle of birth and dying 
    It was really good  when I would never give up and kept on trying 

    I miss when I knew all the facts raw and crude 
    I miss when I was a baby than babe and dude 
    I miss when even the bad seemed so good 
    I just miss my childhood 

    It was nice then there when I could be doctor and teacher  whenever I wanted 
    & the cutest was my mother’s blackmail when she said I’ll put you in a room that’s haunted 
    Beautiful were the gifts that I got whenever I wished 
    How magical seemed my room whenever the colorful lights switched 

    I miss talking to my barbies and teddy 
    I miss sitting on the lap of my daddy 
    I miss when even the bad seemed so good 
    I just miss my childhood 

    But now I know that getting it back is impossible 
    Cuz the time which pass away is almost unstoppable 
    So why not live every moment from now on 
    So we don’t miss it whenever its gone 

    I miss tryin’ to count the stars at night 
    I miss patchin’ up with my fellows after a fight 
    I miss when I thought nothing’s bad and everything’s good  
    I just miss my childhood


Sunday, March 6, 2011

Kaash Fir vo din laut aayein...

 
1.          On being Late:

"Kab shuru hui class?"
"Attendance ho gayi kya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya
padaya tha isne"
"Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhungi......."
" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"
"wo bhi iss class ke liye "

2. During the lecture:

      "Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is.........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............."
"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."
"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"
"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... kya lag rahi hai aaj........" – favourite lines by my 2 best frnz
"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."

3. Lab:

"Expt. 2 likha??"
"last time tu aaya the kya?""
"Karna kya hai??"
"Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aati........"
"Saale mai to 1st tym lab mein aayi hun,tu dimg at kha…...."

4. Test:


"test?
Huh ......Aree yaar...... "
"Kya....... abe class test mein itna sare topic hai to final mein kya
hoga...."
"Oye Juna kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail...."-By Anurag
After test......
"yaar pada tha....fir b nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen
chalega..." SAHI !!

5. For attendance

"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gayi "
"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"
"Saale 26 bacchon mein to proxy b nahi lag sakti....."

6. Late submission of assignments:

" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar diyo"
"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"
"They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai "

7 . After exam:

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt..."
" yaar..aise karna tha kya"
"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......
Gaya..........fail pakka......."

8 . VIVA (b4 exam):

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya jhad doongi"
"iske ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya...isse kaise jhelte honge yaar...."

9 . Submission:

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Saale kam se kam wordings to change kar de..samajh jaaegi"

10 .Copying Assignments:

"Ye tune kya likha hai?
Huh
"
(The best one)
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi
kar."
"Koi hint........"
"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"



"bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai
Aaj har wo din jeene ko man karta hai.

kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain
kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain.

abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai
Dopahar ki class mein aakhein band karne ko man karta hai.

exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak yaad aati hai,
tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai.

Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.
Par tumhari galti dekhne ka ab bhi mann karta hai.

Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai
bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai.

bas ek bar aur
wapas lautne ka man karta hai."
Dedicated to All My FRIENDS...
 I Really Miss U Alllll...........